{
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_invertcyan": "Freshman",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_invertcyan_desc": "If regular cyan isn't your thing, maybe this fresh take on the idea is."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_bow2": "Rainbow Kitty",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_bow2_desc": "Hand-dipped in dye for your prideful pleasure."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_sunset": "Sunset",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_sunset_desc": "These gloves apply to everyone who wishes to use them, including those who are pressured to be something they're not by the people who should support them."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_phoenix": "Helms",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_phoenix_desc": "If you have to wonder if you're faking something, you most likely aren't. You're exactly what you say you are, doesn't matter what anyone else says."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_bumble": "Bumble",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_bumble_desc": "Ooh, shakin' it up a little."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_negative": "Negative",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_negative_desc": "Matches perfectly with that other outfit."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_water": "Drip",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_water_desc": "I'm sorry. The internal name is 'water.'"

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_toxic": "Toxic Waste",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_toxic_desc": "They say true beauty is on the inside, but all you have on the inside is excessive radiation poisoning."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_autumn": "Autumn",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_autumn_desc": "What’s not to love about the Fall? Pumpkin spice, pumpkin pie, pumpkin seeds, pumpkin bread… oh, and did I mention pumpkin carving?"

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_saintsflow": "Saints Flow",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_saintsflow_desc": "2,268% of the daily recommended caffeine limit of an adult, 2000 calories, some shady mystery ingredients, and a punch in the face from the Boss themselves is enough to keep even the most exhausted of Saints awake for the next week."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_magenta": "Johnny",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_magenta_desc": "Here he is! I bet you're wondering what these have to do with the character. The answer is nothing - the name is short for 'Johnny-come-lately,' a synonym of rookie."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_lime": "Grayscale",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_lime_desc": "I have no idea what you're talking about. These gloves are not green."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_softpink": "Pastel",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_softpink_desc": "A softer pink to match your pastel themed blog."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_reco": "Recalibrated",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_reco_desc": "Murkywater's drones function by pinging each other whenever they see something interesting. In layman's terms, they love to gossip. When they see something out of place, they ask the other drones in the area to check it out. If they all decide it's a risk, they alert a human operator. If not, business as usual. It's almost certain that someone could exploit this design flaw if given the chance."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_winter": "Winter Paws",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_winter_desc": "These gloves will keep you stylish, warm, and camouflaged as you trek your paws through the snow."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_outline": "Laser Cat",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_outline_desc": "Remember the era when everyone would comment 'Darius - Snowstorm' whenever someone asked what the song in a video was? Yeah. Those were bad times."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_pinite": "Trouble En-kitty",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_pinite_desc": "Ever wondered what happens behind Kataru's closed doors? A whole lot of messed up shit. If you knew the full depths of their plans for the virus, you'd likely reconsider attacking their bases so often. You don't want to end up as the next test subject."

	"bm_gloves_kidswool_jiro": "Tiro",
	"bm_gloves_kidswool_jiro_desc": "No, not Jiro - but he is the one who wears these fine gloves. Joy worked her charm and talked him into getting a pair for himself. They seem to make him a bit happier, despite the situation with Kento."
}